June 28, 2005

Theory #143

Trying really hard not to think about something makes that something the only thing on your mind.

June 22, 2005

Theory #142

Who knew that one could come up with more than 20 metaphors for masturbation relating to a hedge trimmer?

June 01, 2005

Theory# 141

Pain is caused by pleasure.

Now you know why your right hand hurts.

Theory #140

Telling a man that a prank he pulled wasn't very funny will only make him laugh harder.