March 27, 2005

Theory #135

Most popular historical records agree: Jesus was a real man, who actually walked the earth 2 millenia ago. Whether He is/was the Son of God remains up for debate in the secular community, but it's irrelevant. Look at it this way -- a guy cared so much about humanity, that he taught millions of people a new, more respectful way to live, and he died instead of betraying his faith. No matter what religion you follow, that sort of character deserves the utmost respect.

Happy Easter.

March 20, 2005

Theory #134

Playing computer games for more than an hour is a BAD idea. Trust me.

March 17, 2005

Theory #133

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

March 09, 2005

Theory #132

If you are at an event where alcohol is involved, and someone shouts "Hey! Look what I can do!" have an ambulance ready.

March 05, 2005

Theory #131

Inventions that can be used by the public will ultimately be hijacked by the adult film industry.