February 21, 2005

Theory #130

President's Day.
Is that special time of the year when you sit down and think of the idiot who is making you consider flee to Canada.
Happy President's Day, eh!

Theory #129

"[...] Having a dream doesn't make you smart. Knowing it won't come true, that does."

-Quote from The O.C.

February 15, 2005

Theory #128

Valentine's Day is for lovers. If you don't have one, don't bother. Please.

February 09, 2005

Theory #127

Tomorrow never comes. It's always transforming into today and yesterday.

February 07, 2005

Theory #126

Those who do not have a satisfying life live vicariously through celebrities.

February 04, 2005

Theory #125

College student + laptop + internet + weblog = 0 productivity