December 30, 2004

Theory #120

Procrastinators put everything off until tomorrow, which never comes. Therefore, "tomorrow" must be some sort of code for the afterlife.

December 25, 2004

Theory #119

So exactly how merry can one's Christmas be? I think the answer lies in how much alcohol is consumed for most.

December 04, 2004

Theory #118

Do to other what you want others do to you, therefore, do everyone.