November 20, 2004

Theory #117

I was going to procrastinate, but I decided to put it off.

November 16, 2004

Theory #116

How amazing that even the smallest passage of time can completely change a man's outlook on life, to the point where he may appear to have been a completely different person just days ago.

November 13, 2004

Theory #115

A person's political extremism is directly proportional to the amount of irony expressed between thought and deed.

November 03, 2004

Theory #114

Only in America can the village idiot become president.