September 29, 2004

Theory #111

Every so often we renew our search for intelligent life.
It's called an election.

-Kenneth Cole.

September 26, 2004

Theory #110

Electricity is the essence of modern life. If the power were to be shut off, this blog would be inactive, food in refrigerators would spoil, and the technology-spoiled people would be left with no computers or television to keep them entertained.

September 25, 2004

Theory #109: The Law of Human Stupidity

The idea that makes the most sense is also the most likely to be ignored.

September 22, 2004

Theory #108

Theories are just theories. Living makes them fact.

September 16, 2004

Theory #107

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.

- Re: Theory 96.

Theory #106

For every rule, there is at least one exception.

September 13, 2004

Theory #105

When life has you trapped in a corner, pull out a laptop with an internet connection and write about it.

September 07, 2004

Theory #104

One can only be in control of himself if he first learns self-control.