August 30, 2004

Theory #103

When making choices, what seems like the least sensible idea turns out to be the best.

August 28, 2004

Theory #102

A wise man changes his mind many times... A fool never

August 25, 2004

Theory #101

When a human contemplates God, it is within the constraints of human thinking. God comes through as a jumbled mass of energy, like when a radio receives interference from non-compatible electrical currents.

August 23, 2004

Theory #100

The imagination is limitless. I've hit the century mark on insane theories of life, and it's not even close to done.

August 22, 2004

Theory #99

When life throws you a bone, make sure it doesn't hit you.

August 18, 2004

Theory #98

If a lack of sleep is voluntary, is it still insomnia?

August 12, 2004

Theory #97

Mammary glands are
For feeding mother's milk
To tiny infants.

(Inspired by commenters on Dave Barry's Blog)

August 11, 2004

Theory #96

If you believe in fate then why do you buckle your seatbelt?

Theory #95

Theories? What theories? Oh, those...

Confucius say, "He with 6-second short-term memory should write stuff down."