June 19, 2004

Theory #86

Camp staff is fun until you have 3 consecutive emergency drills that require you to sprint across the entire property to the lake for a lost swimmer search, the last of which causes you to collapse, creating a REAL emergency case.

June 10, 2004

Theory #85

$$$ = Good, which explains why I'm looking forward to my summer job.

June 09, 2004

Theory #84

The mind is a tool, meaning that it can be neither right nor wrong, with right and wrong being related to how true you are to your beliefs. I find it very strange that most people find pleasure in destroying brain cells than using them to benefit society. Then again, many drug-induced people have benefitted society, returning us to the right-wrong argument. Life is like that sometimes, chasing its tail in these twisted circles.

June 04, 2004

Theory #83

I can't decide whether I am indecisive.

June 01, 2004

Theory #82

Without soldiers to serve in the U.S. military, I would not be free to share my theories with you today.